Coffee Party founder Annabel Park on Obama: “I personally think that he may be a good driver and I see him trying, but the fact is we are asking him to drive a broken car.”
Rule #1 in the Hardass Asian Parent handbook: It’s never too early to have outsized expectations of your children.
Eating endangered Ocean mammal meat is so fucked.
Children of Invention, festival darling, debuts in NY/LA theaters this week.
Only an Asian would watch King of Kong and think, “I could beat those lifelong Donkey Kong devotee freaks in like, a couple of years.” AND ACTUALLY WANT TO. AND THEN DO IT.
What’s more offensive? The fact that Chelsea Handler makes racist jokes or that she’s patently unfunny?
Chuck Norris Fact: On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
A homeless man in China becomes an accidental fashion icon.
A Korean dude takes pillow-humping to its next logical step.
GIRRRRRRRL. Jujubee’s golden box came from the heart!
A virtuous virtuoso and Hollywood’s loveliest wife.
Drinking alone, together!
Good thing I’m not from Connecticut. Lieberman is everything I despised about politics growing up. I thought then that a politician was someone who cared only about money and not about his constituents.
Unfortunately I have Paterson as my governor. Say goodbye to education.
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/253944/october-28-2009/joe-lieberman-is-a-true-independent
Loved Jon Stewart’s impression, as Droopy (at about 2:10)
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-december-16-2009/the-d-c-
Did anyone ever notice that “This Is Bullshit” is second only to “China” in tag popularity on Disgrasian? There is apparently a lot of that smelly stuff. Like Joe.
What a disgraceful, little man.