When I first read on Poketo that there was a $750 cupcake at the The Sweet Surrender Cupcake and Candy Shop in the newly-opened Palazzo of Las Vegas, I thought it sounded so stupid.
I mean, check out the pretentious and douchey description she pulled from LAist:
… A sumptuous cupcake, handcrafted from the most exclusive, rich, and enterprising ingredients around the globe. One main ingredient in Decadence D’Or is Palmira Single Estate Chocolate. This special chocolate varietal is derived from the rare and fragile Porcelana Criollo bean and cultivated to its fullest state of richness exclusively at the Valrhona plantation in Venezuela. Complementary to the Palmira Single Estate Chocolate is Tahitian Gold Vanilla Caviar- the world’s most labor-intensive agricultural crop. This fruit, after it is ripened for nine months, then hand-harvested, cured, sweat, dried, and hand-split, is obtained only by tedious manual extraction; it is truly a delicacy, both in taste and exclusivity. Topping the Decadence D’Or is the masterfully smooth Louis XIII de Remy Martin Cognac, 100 years in the making, and edible, metallic gold flakes, each painstakingly hand-placed. Finally, once baked to perfection, this grand dessert is encased in a stately, hand blown sugar Fleur-de-Lis and presented on a handmade exclusive elegant crackled-gold glass curved plate and bowl.
Pfffffftttt. Reading it again just makes me want to kick that cupcake right in the shins.
Then, of course, I got to the end of her piece, and learned that a NGUYEN co-owns the shop, therefore making him responsible for the craft/beneficiary of the sale of said stupid cupcake.
And suddenly I think this little dessert sounds FANTASTIC. Just DELICIOUS. Yum. Doesn’t everyone want one???
Filed under: $750 Cupcake, Chef Long Nguyen, Cupcakes, Cupcakes Rule, Diana has Vietnamese Pride, Expensive Taste, Extravagance is so over, Idiotic Purchases, Las Vegas, Nguyens Rule, Palazzo Las Vegas, Pretentious Statements, Yummers
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