Tila Tequila Comes Out (Again)

November 13th, 2009 | 10 comments | Posted by Jen

Tila Tequila’s come out again!

tila-pickle-brittanyNo more pickles for Tila!

The girl who began her career catering to straight dudes too cheap to buy their own porn, then graduated to bisexuality just in time to premiere–what else?–a bisexual dating show, has come out as a lesbian, as she announced on Twitter this week.

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COINCIDENTALLY, her announcement just happens to coincide with the launch of her new social network/dating site, TilaHotSpotDating.com.

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But never mind that little inconvenient detail.  We’re talking about Tila’s life here, her real self, her Truth, as Oprah would say.

(Which is why we fully expect Tila to become straight again, trans, or a full-blown puppet-fucker by 2011.)

[Tila Tequila on Twitter]

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10 Responses to “Tila Tequila Comes Out (Again)”

  1. Cindy says:

    Is this Tila or Jane?

  2. Jen says:

    Who would you rather sleep with? Tila or Jane?

  3. dalianmoon says:

    She changes her sexual orientation to whatever she thinks will help keep her in the public eye. Fame whoring ain’t easy, I guess.

  4. Simon says:

    I lol’d reading this article. Thanks Disgrasian! :)

  5. Cindy says:

    An ACTUAL lesbian or bisexual or even just a sane hot woman will do…I don’t think Tila OR Jane qualify on either account. As hot as she may be, I have a personal rule not to invite crazy into my life.

  6. jk says:

    I give her 3 months before she changes her sexual identity for the 3rd time.

  7. Friggles says:

    To what? A penchant for multi- orificed Moon people?

  8. ellie says:

    umm either i guess. jane sounds a little crazier, but maybe more fun. then again BOTH of them are pretty crazy from what i’ve heard. but i’ve got to agree with cindy, is it a good idea to ask for crazy?

  9. Jen says:

    Could be a gonzo three-way.

  10. Cindy says:

    If you are going the three way route then a little crazy is okay. You don’t really want to see the other two ever again anyway.

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