Threesomes And Pageants Go Together Like Ramma Lamma Lamma Ka Dinga Da Dinga Dong
By now, you’ve likely heard about the just-leaked threesome sex tape (WARNING: previous link extremely, extremely NSFW) featuring Miss Trinidad & Tobago (Anya Ayoung-Chee), her boyfriend Wyatt Gallery, and a close friend that is NOT, as previously alleged, Miss Japan.
Missing from this screen grab: Ponytail guy
The video was snatched when Gallery dropped off his laptop for repair at a Trinidad computer shop, and quickly made waves this week throughout the Internet pervosphere.
I won’t lie. I watched the video twice–even though I knew it was wrong, fueled by my disappointment in Carmen Electra’s newly-”leaked” sex tape, which was a bra-filled snoozefest. And I must say, that Miss Trinidad knows how to party!
Seriously, though… what did Wyatt Gallery ever do to deserve such an incredible stroke of luck (the threesome, not the leak)??? Perhaps he frequently helps little old ladies across the street. With his penis.
[TMZ: Miss Universe Contestants In Three-Way Sex Tape]
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I thought he was some greasy rock-n-roller of the Motley Crue variety. A bass player most likely. Alas, no. And like any red blooded American man-child, I’m a wee bit envious.
Anyhoos- (Insert witticism here.)
Blimey….
Half of me wants to be all annoyed that yet another “sex tape” SOMEHOW made it onto the web -
But half of me just watched the whole thing and can’t help thinking its one of the better ones out there.
And half of me isn’t good with fractions.
Hmm. Disgrasian-sanctioned pr0n? Kind of a ‘lol’ moment for me.