Lifestyle Asiaphile

November 5th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

A person who fetishizes Asian dress, food, religion, and/or culture, often to the detriment of his/her own health and that of others. Example: Jeremy Piven.

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Disgrasian Dictionary
MALAPROPASIAN –

Asian who uses sucky speech, or sucky speech used by Asians.

Mutasian –

A recurring archetype in movies and television who does not have speaking lines. Also known as an Ornamental.

GONGBANG –

An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.

CHINYSTERIA –

The alarmist fear that China is our new enemy and wants to poison our food, eat our dogs, take over the country and force us all to speak Ching-Chong.

KA-CHING CHONG –

Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.

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