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Levi Johnston Won’t Be Showing His Wang After All

Apparently, $35,000 isn’t enough money to show your wang for.

After promising full-frontal in his upcoming Playgirl shoot–and having his Baby Mama’s mama, Sarah Palin, accuse him of doing “porn”–Levi Johnston got shy and canceled his wang’s scheduled appearance in the magazine. Semi-nude shots of Johnston will still be posted on November 21, and a teaser pic was released Tuesday:

Wang or no wang, Gay Icon status, here he comes!

[photo via HuffPo]

[US Weekly: Levi Johnston "Did Not Go Full Frontal" in Playgirl Shoot]

Filed under: Baby Daddies, Bristol Palin, Cockteases, Gay Icons, Levi Johnston, Levi Johnston Full-Frontal, Levi Johnston Playgirl, Levi Johnston Porn, Levi Johnston Wang, Sarah Palin

4 Responses to “Levi Johnston Won’t Be Showing His Wang After All”

1. Simon says:

   November 17, 2009 at 4:41 pm

   He chickened out I’d still sell it for a nickel.

   What do you girls think of guys’ armpit hair?
2. dalianmoon says:

   November 17, 2009 at 5:40 pm

   Simon, when I saw his armpit hair, I threw up in my mouth a little.
3. Yoli says:

   November 17, 2009 at 6:19 pm

   Oh I dig the armpit hair, it is the vacant stupid look on his face that’s a turn off.
4. Jen says:

   November 18, 2009 at 12:01 pm

   armpit hair = crotch surrogate