Levi Johnston Won’t Be Showing His Wang After All
Apparently, $35,000 isn’t enough money to show your wang for.

After promising full-frontal in his upcoming Playgirl shoot–and having his Baby Mama’s mama, Sarah Palin, accuse him of doing “porn”–Levi Johnston got shy and canceled his wang’s scheduled appearance in the magazine. Semi-nude shots of Johnston will still be posted on November 21, and a teaser pic was released Tuesday:

Wang or no wang, Gay Icon status, here he comes!
[photo via HuffPo]
[US Weekly: Levi Johnston "Did Not Go Full Frontal" in Playgirl Shoot]
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He chickened out
I’d still sell it for a nickel.
What do you girls think of guys’ armpit hair?
Simon, when I saw his armpit hair, I threw up in my mouth a little.
Oh I dig the armpit hair, it is the vacant stupid look on his face that’s a turn off.
armpit hair = crotch surrogate