Is Pete Rose A Puffy Lover?
There are probably lots of fun things to say about Pete Rose’s Playboy-bound lady friend, who has–without so much as divulging her name–managed to garner press simply by being a boobtastic, young, Asian lady on Ol’ Rose’s arm.
Pete Rose and his boobalicious girlfriend
Hell, the Hit King has already done most of the work for us. Here’s what he said during a radio interview on Houston’s KGOW (via Sports Radio Interviews):
“You know, my girl’s a real educated girl – she graduated from Arizona State. She had a very prestigious job several years ago when she was a flight attendant for Korean Airlines, which is really a big deal in Korea, and she’s Korean. And let’s just hope that the Playboy people like her, and if they don’t, that’s okay too. We’ll just turn the page and thank them for the opportunity.”
[Insert thousands of jokes here]
But to be perfectly honest with you… really, really, really all I can think about are those crazy awesome torpedos busting out of her shirt in the above picture. They keep tossing my head back into the surf of an Internet ocean filled with nonsense. That sea includes PuffyLover.com, a site that celebrates–um– “puffies,” as in–er– “puffy nipples.”
Yes, I’m embarassed that when my friend Thomas sent me to Puffy Lover, I clicked. And I’m not proud that I clicked all the way through, ever more mortified by each lauded puffy. I am certainly not psyched that the term “Puffy Lover” and the concept of puffy love have occupied every corner of my mind since. Like, wha?
So yeah, right now, truth be told, all I can do is wonder if Rose loves his puffies. I figure: yes.
[Sports Radio Interviews: Pete Rose Goes To Bat For His Lady]
[via Deadspin]
Thanks a lot, Thomas!
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Okay, okay. Well…he’s from Cincinnati and that explains just about everything.
Her body is 30% boobies. ew.
Naive me, when I saw the headline, I thought it referred to Puffy Amiyumi. Which, regrettably, would have been much nicer.
I didn’t know being a flight attendant was a “big deal in Korea”. What is that based upon? Weird. All the Korean moms I know seem to equate “big deal” with the occupations all moms do – doctor, research scientist, Nobel laureate, Fortune 500 CEO, etc.
I know I’m a bit late with this comment but…
If you look really really closely, there are football helmets in the background. And two guys, in the foreground. Amazing illusion.