How To Draw Asian Women…Or Cracked-Out, Leathery, Plastic-Surgeried Italian Designers, As It Were [VIDEO]

November 16th, 2009 | 4 comments | Posted by Jen

There are so many things wrong with this little one-and-a-half-minute how-to video, “How to Draw Asian Women”:



But I’ll just name two.

  1. The premise
  2. The fact that the end result is a dead ringer for Donatella Versace

Screen shot 2009-11-16 at 1.23.24 PM

Thanks, Andy!

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4 Responses to “How To Draw Asian Women…Or Cracked-Out, Leathery, Plastic-Surgeried Italian Designers, As It Were [VIDEO]”

  1. CeciWang says:

    What a comparison, they look just like identical twins. Asian women? I don’t think so!

  2. dalianmoon says:

    That could only pass for an Asian woman in the world of Roger Rabbit.

  3. Friggles says:

    Touchy subject and he made an effort not to sound like some un-p.c, bygone industrial film. But he expressed the same nervous titter as the couple standing next to me did today when a unusually wild eyed schizophrenic guy wearing an orange traffic cone on his head, an apron and not much else, asked to hold their baby.

  4. johnminh says:

    I’m counting down the days until this appears on failblog. Get to work Ben!

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