Grace Park Single-Handedly Saves The Baby Seals
You don’t have to be a bleeding-heart emo vegan with a hard-on for Natalie Portman to think that killing baby seals for their fur is one of the sickest forms of animal cruelty around. But after seeing PETA’s new celebrity ad campaign to end seal slaughter in Canada and some of the douche applicators in it…
…I kinda wanted to club a baby seal to death.
Then I noticed Grace Park took part in the campaign, too, and I thought, “Damn, baby seals, this must be your lucky day.”
Filed under: Animal Cruelty, Baby Seals, Battlestar Galactica, Brody Jenner, Celebrity Campaigns, Grace Park, Natalie Portman, Nerd Icons, Perez Hilton, PETA, PETA Save the Seals, Useless People, We Don't Trust Vegans
The first two posters made me want to club a seal. Then after seeing Grace Park’s poster, I wanted to club a seal in a different way, if you know what I mean.
Should it frighten me that you and I seem to be on the same page so very often?
I’m your internet reflection!
As a member of ‘Templar Knights to End Celebrity Moonies’,(TKTECM.) you have my seal of approval to club Perez Hilton w/a baby seal.
Penn & Teller – Bullshit – PETA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0exLa6saV9o
The first two ads didn’t make me want to club a seal…I just wanted to club the smug, douche bag faces in the ads.
Grace Park…….soooooo gorgeous, but she supports PETA…..so conflicted right now……
Tough crowd!