DISGWITTER OF THE WEAK! Tila Tequila’s Alter Ego, “Jane”
At what point can we say that Twitter’s jumped the shark? When your boss joins? When your mom joins?
How about when your alter ego starts Tweeting, as was the case yesterday with Tila Tequila?
The Twitter account of Tila, who has professed to suffer from Dissociative Identity Disorder (aka Multiple Personality Disorder), was hijacked briefly Monday by one of her alters, “Jane.” Tila’s describes Jane on her MySpace page as “crazy” and someone who “always wants to kill me.”
(Then again, after the Twitter-jacking, she also called Jane her “Sasa Fierce” [sic] and boasted that she had her alter ego 10 years before Beyoncé “came wit that,” so, uh, Jane also appears to be a career asset.)
And what else did we learn about Jane yesterday?
She favors ALL CAPS like Tila, can’t spell “buffoon,” and seems to have something against Pee-wee’s Playhouse. Here’s a snapshot of what she had to say:
Jane was not long for Twitter, however, and left about as quickly as she came:
Which was probably for the best, cuz can you imagine if Jane had Tila’s Twitter habit–21,000+ Tweets and counting? The entire internet would probably blow up into a million, gonzo, fame-whoring pieces.
[Tila Tequila Twitter]
[Tila Tequila MySpace]
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Is that your alter ego talking, Cindy?
*sigh*…I sure wish Tila would take a hint from Jane and leave.
Jen, MY alter ego has a separate account because I found myself writing comments to myotherself. Then there was the argument with myotherself on the front lawn. Police were called, neighborhood gossip ensued. Ugly business all.