To the angry, inflammatory, right-wing pundits (like Michelle Malkin and Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh), and all of the folks that are losing sleep over the fact that President Obama (gasp!) bowed while shaking the hand of Japanese Emperor Akihito…
…there’s a fascinating new concept we’d like to introduce to you called “SHOWING RESPECT.”
Sure, it may be the American way (excluding, of course, the precedent of other leaders–including Nixon and Eisenhower–that have observed different social norms while visiting other countries) to roll up to every other nation in the world, hike up our Levi’s, and yell loudly in American English (we’re not learning anybody’s funky language!): IT’S OUR WAY OR THE HIGHWAY, ‘CUZ WE’RE THE GREATEST MUTHAFUCKIN’ COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! WE DON’T HAVE TO PRODUCE ANYTHING, WE DON’T NEED TO PROVE ANYTHING! REMEMBER THE OLDEN DAYS WHEN WE DEFINED “SUPERPOWER?” WELL, DON’T YOU FUCKIN’ FORGET ‘EM! WE’RE BIG AND STRONG AND DON’T NEED TO GET ALONG, SO EVERYBODY BETTER JUST GET USED TO IT!
Problem is, the only people still buying that shit live in America.
Enough already. Let’s stop debating about this nonsense and y’all can get back to protesting global warming and evolution or whatever it was you were doing before.
Filed under: Attitude, Change, Conservatards, Conservative Pundits, Controversy, Cultural Diplomacy, Emeror Akihito, Evolution, Global Warming, Japan, Michelle Malkin, President Barack Obama, Respeck, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, The American Way, Uproar, World Relasians
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