DDK on an island with the cameras rolling. Either we just described our fantasy sex tape scenario, or somebody nabbed a lead on Hawaii Five-O!
Imagine the cutest thing you’ve ever seen, and multiply it by 16.
Palin 2012? We don’t have enough shame antidote.
Toyota President Akio Toyoda apologizes far more than expected.
If your ex won’t take you back unless you undergo a number of plastic surgeries designed to help you emulate a movie star, you don’t necessarily have a problem.
Kobe Bryant in racial drag–he’s now writing the jokes for us.
New tongue-twister: Tila Tequila quits quitting Twitter.
What did we do before Facebook filled our lives with all of this, well, filler?
We haven’t eyed a bulge set of abs this hard since Marky Mark was Marky Mark.
Congratulasians to the Silversun Pickups for not winning the Best New Artist Grammy!
Giant Robot helped usher us all to our seats. Let’s return the favor.
So excited by the prospect of green curry for dinner, she was reminded of her favorite movie “The Nutty Professor” and uttered, “Hercules, Hercules, Hercules!”
The ‘R’ is for ‘Robot.’
Is she a smurf?
She looks really excited!