Coffee Party founder Annabel Park on Obama: “I personally think that he may be a good driver and I see him trying, but the fact is we are asking him to drive a broken car.”
Rule #1 in the Hardass Asian Parent handbook: It’s never too early to have outsized expectations of your children.
Eating endangered Ocean mammal meat is so fucked.
Children of Invention, festival darling, debuts in NY/LA theaters this week.
Only an Asian would watch King of Kong and think, “I could beat those lifelong Donkey Kong devotee freaks in like, a couple of years.” AND ACTUALLY WANT TO. AND THEN DO IT.
What’s more offensive? The fact that Chelsea Handler makes racist jokes or that she’s patently unfunny?
Chuck Norris Fact: On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
A homeless man in China becomes an accidental fashion icon.
A Korean dude takes pillow-humping to its next logical step.
GIRRRRRRRL. Jujubee’s golden box came from the heart!
A virtuous virtuoso and Hollywood’s loveliest wife.
Drinking alone, together!
So excited by the prospect of green curry for dinner, she was reminded of her favorite movie “The Nutty Professor” and uttered, “Hercules, Hercules, Hercules!”
The ‘R’ is for ‘Robot.’
Is she a smurf?
She looks really excited!