Asian Foods Hate Jeremy Piven
First, sushi and Chinese herbs tried to poison Jeremy Piven, forcing the Entourage actor to drop out of David Mamet’s Speed-the-Plow last December.
Then, the 44 year-old was photographed in Malibu with full-on man boobage this September, which he recently blamed on a 12 cups-a-day soy milk habit.
Oh, Asian Foods. Why do you hate the Pivert so?
Thanks, Gary!
Filed under: Cheeseballs, Douchebags, Gynecomastia, HBO Entourage, Hormones, Jeremy Piven, Man-Boobs, Mercury Poisoning, Moobs, Soy Milk, Sushi, Sushi Eaters, The Pivert
12 cups of soy milk a day! Dang!
That mercury poisoning from sushi bit may not be true. People are speculating that Mr. Piven was faking the poisoning in order to back out of his play.
Hey, I drink soy milk….
Luckily I don’t drink 12 cups a day!
“Asian Foods Hate Jeremy Piven”
I was just thinking that when I saw the moobs story on another blog. I knew if anyone would, it would be Disgrasian that would snarkily make the Asian connection, that’s why I love this site so much.
I assume Asian foods are just getting him back for all the Asian jokes and Lloyd-abuse on Entourage, no?
Who the hell drinks 12 cups of soy milk a DAY?
Nice moobs. I’ve lost my appetite for the rest of the day.
Wait, but his manboobs don’t even look that pronounced. What is that, stretch marks on his chest?
He should eat more asian foods. They are very low in fat. And tasty. I like chow mein with chicken.
Wat da pho
dat guy eat too much Hot Dog