Asian Foods Hate Jeremy Piven

November 5th, 2009 | 7 comments | Posted by Jen

First, sushi and Chinese herbs tried to poison Jeremy Piven, forcing the Entourage actor to drop out of David Mamet’s Speed-the-Plow last December.

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Then, the 44 year-old was photographed in Malibu with full-on man boobage this September, which he recently blamed on a 12 cups-a-day soy milk habit.

Oh, Asian Foods. Why do you hate the Pivert so?

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7 Responses to “Asian Foods Hate Jeremy Piven”

  1. Simon says:

    12 cups of soy milk a day! Dang!

    That mercury poisoning from sushi bit may not be true. People are speculating that Mr. Piven was faking the poisoning in order to back out of his play.

  2. J-Mah says:

    Hey, I drink soy milk….

    Luckily I don’t drink 12 cups a day!

  3. F. says:

    “Asian Foods Hate Jeremy Piven”

    I was just thinking that when I saw the moobs story on another blog. I knew if anyone would, it would be Disgrasian that would snarkily make the Asian connection, that’s why I love this site so much.

    I assume Asian foods are just getting him back for all the Asian jokes and Lloyd-abuse on Entourage, no?

  4. dalianmoon says:

    Who the hell drinks 12 cups of soy milk a DAY?

    Nice moobs. I’ve lost my appetite for the rest of the day.

  5. qichenz says:

    Wait, but his manboobs don’t even look that pronounced. What is that, stretch marks on his chest?

  6. mildredrimmer says:

    He should eat more asian foods. They are very low in fat. And tasty. I like chow mein with chicken.

  7. phomasta says:

    Wat da pho

    dat guy eat too much Hot Dog

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