AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Hello Kitty Turns 35
The very first Hello Kitty merch, Coin Purse, 1974
Name: Hello Kitty (née Kitty White)
Born: November 1, 1974
Occupation: Icon
Known for: Presiding over a $5 billion dollar empire, pioneering kawaii style, having no mouth, that fucking red bow, serving as Japan’s tourism ambassador, being everyone’s favorite pussy–from children to club kids to celebrities to haters–and decorating everything from guns to bongs to maxi pads to vibrators.
What explains Hello Kitty’s enduring popularity?
Brian Bremner and Ken Belson, authors of Hello Kitty: The Remarkable Story of Sanrio and the Billion Dollar Feline Phenomenon maintain Kitty is the ultimate fantasy object:
…Hello Kitty somehow touches upon an archetype, one of the unconscious human desires just about everyone shares…She is like a mirror, reflecting back any desires or feelings you project upon the character.
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The Hello Kitty assault rifle says, “I’m not afraid to show my sensitive side while I quickly dispose of my enemies. Meow!”
I would celebrate by wearing these: http://www.kittyhell.com/2009/03/03/hello-kitty-low-rise-mens-underwear/
but my saggy ass would make hello kitty form a mouth just to frown.