OUT: Have you ever had any sex with a girl?
OUT: You went down on her?
OUT: Was it gross, or it was just not what you wanted?
AL: It was a little gross because I don’t think she was as clean as she could’ve been. It wasn’t the act of it that really turned me off. I don’t really remember. I was 18 and I was drunk. Or maybe I was 17… The point of the matter is that I would not rule it out. The idea is intriguing.
Dude, you know that girl has been bragging and blogging and tweeting and Facebooking and shouting from the rooftops that she is the only woman in America whose loins have witnessed the joys of the gay pop star’s tongue, since the first night he took the American Idol stage and started blowing kisses to sweaty and oversexed heartland ladies across the country.
THAT IS. UNTIL. SHE READ. THIS INTERVIEW.
Oh, the humiliation.
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