We Want Justice For Justice Of The Peace Keith “Anti-Miscegenation” Bardwell

October 19th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Dear Louisiana Judicial Review Board,

Please do the right thing and kick this no-talent, no-account, oatmeal-y, quadruple-chinned, unapologetic, unlawful, unconstitutional, ugly-ass, racist Jabba the Hutt motherfucker to the curb.


Thank you so much for your time.

respectfully,

DISGRASIAN

[CNN: Justice stands by refusal to give interracial couple license to wed]
[The Hill: Jindal, Landrieu call for judge's removal]

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When a non-yellow person wears geisha make-up or slanty eyeliner while speaking mangled English. See also, Racial Drag.

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White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.

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