DISGRASIAN™

A recurring archetype in movies and television who does not have speaking lines. Also known as an Ornamental.

A person who fetishizes Asian dress, food, religion, and/or culture, often to the detriment of his/her own health and that of others. Example: Jeremy Piven.

Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.

White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.

Honorary one of us.