DISGWITTER OF THE WEAK! Levi Johnston’s Wang

October 30th, 2009 | 5 comments | Posted by Jen

Levi Johnston’s life is finally catching up to his porn star-looks.

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The 19 year-old’s been tapped to pose for Playgirl (they still publish Playgirl?) on November 16, and judging by his Twitter page, he’s getting paid $35,000 to do so:

Levi Johnston's Wang

And the question is…

WOULD YOU?

(If not, we’re curious to know what your price would be. Leave your, um, bare minimum in the comments section below!)

Meanwhile, his “WANG” isn’t the only thing Levi’s revealing. In the first installment of a two-part interview with CBS this week, he dished on Sarah Palin to Maggie Rodriguez, saying, “There are things that I have that are HUGE.”

Yes, Levi, we bet you do.

[Levi Johnston Twitter Page]
[People: Levi Johnston to Show It All for Playgirl]
[CBS News: Levi Johnston Goes After Palin]

Thanks, Diana!

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5 Responses to “DISGWITTER OF THE WEAK! Levi Johnston’s Wang”

  1. loudhearted says:

    WUT am I the only person who thinks $35,000 is a bit low for a relatively “famous” person? I woulda guessed like, $100,000 minimum. Also, GO AWAY LEVI

  2. dalianmoon says:

    Ha! I completely forgot about that guy. It wasn’t until I read Sarah Palin’s name that my memory was jogged.

  3. keoni says:

    that’s a “twatter” not a twitter. As in: Disgtwatter.

  4. krokasaurusrex says:

    hell. i’d do it for $35.

  5. Simon says:

    I got you all beat, I’d sell it for a nickel. In all seriousness I wouldn’t do any nude modeling.

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