In an effort to promote the debut of Windows 7 last week in Japan, Microsoft partnered up with Burger King to offer this monstrosity, the Windows 7 Whopper:
Seven Whopper patties, 1.7 lbs of meat, and 2,120 calories for 777 yen.
So what this tells me about Microsoft’s latest operating system is…
- Windows 7 is messy.
- Windows 7 will make me puke.
- Windows 7 is bad for me.
- Microsoft ad people suck.
- Windows 7 will give me diabeetus.
- Windows 7 is trying to kill me.
- Windows 7 is for sad people.
Great ad campaign, guys!
Meanwhile, CNN’s Tokyo-based correspondent Kyung Lah tried the Microsoft monstrosity and didn’t have to give herself an insulin shot after…
…though I’m calling bullshit and saying she didn’t actually eat the whole thing (notice how the vid jumps from her first few bites to her last). But if the skinny bitch did, and the burger doesn’t kill her, I certainly will.
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