BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Scotty Nguyen

October 29th, 2009 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

Happy 47th birthday to Scotty Nguyen!

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Nguyen is one of those dudes that my parents would never associate with publicly, because he drinks and smokes and curses and does drugs and has lost his fortune over and over again as a direct result of his vices.

But deep down, I know they love him. After all, he’s Vietnamese, and he’s such a consistent winner. Any time a Nguyen is winning in Vegas, my mom is happy.

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2 Responses to “BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Scotty Nguyen”

  1. CKShaw says:
    October 31, 2009 at 7:02 am

    Love it when Scotty’s at the table. Love him!

  2. Friggles says:
    November 3, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    A steady diet of Dunhills and Lay’s potato chips doesn’t maketh for elastic, healthy skin.

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