DWTS: I Totally Get It (Not!)

September 23rd, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

My mom loves Dancing with the Stars, so–against all of my instincts–I’ve actually promised to give it a shot this season.

Thing is, the season opener boasted two of the most intense television moments I’ve ever witnessed:

Oh hohhhh ohhh…

Mark Dacascos and Lacey Schwimmer’s “Asian-themed” kung-fu/cha cha cha hybrid routine, set to the charming tune of Carl Douglas’s “Kung Fu Fighting, for one. (Here’s my point: Isn’t doing the cha cha cha almost Asian enough? Have you guys watched your parents at weddings?)

This shit is definitely wild

And, worse, or… better, or… I really don’t know, the super awkweird Me-Daddy-You-Jane cha cha cha of Tom DeLay and Cheryl Burke–who I guess would be two of my favorite people in bizarro world. DeLay can’t really help that he’s, well Tom DeLay. I get that. But some things he should never do EVER AGAIN are strum an air guitar, mouth dirty words to a woman in her twenties, and… cha cha cha.

The result of both in concert: CREEPY TINGLES EVERYWHERE, and we’re just talking about episode one!! I’m fucking scarred for life!

And you know what, I don’t know if I can go through this kind of trauma again. Not even for my mother (Sorry, Mom!). We’ll see.

Watch the full episode here, if you dare.

[ABC: Dancing with the Stars - Official Site]

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