Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting, Those Taxidermied Cats Were Fast as Lightning

July 30th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Is this Best of Craigslist ad creepy? Adorable? Creepily adorable?


What we can say for sure is that this Craigslister is serious. Once again, we repeat, serious. And if you can show this guy a portfolio of your work, “it will probably give you an edge in the competition.”

Presuming, uh, there is competition for this kinda work.

Note: This squirrel is not dead or stuffed. But it probably wishes it were.

[Best of Craiglist]
[photo via Sugar Bush Squirrel: The World's Most Photographed Squirrel]

Thanks, Dave!

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White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.

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Muslim Asian.

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An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.

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Accoutrement and/or affect donned by one race to mimic another. Example: when a white girl wears chopsticks in her hair.

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