Here’s a photo of Kim Jong Il during a military unit visit on April 25, published in the South Korean newspaper Chosun Ilbo.
Huuuuuuunnnnh. Guess that’s the question of the hour. How very interesting.
Now wait. This is big. If North Korea is doctoring photos of Kim, that means one of the following:
- Kim Jong Il is finally so filled with shame and remorse for being a chubby, bull-headed, nuke-loving dick-tator, that he refuses to show his face in public anymore. Yay!
- Kim Jong Il is too fat to walk.
- Kim Jong Il overslept on June 25 and this photo was part of a sloppy coverup scheme.
- Kim Jong Il just discovered this awesome shit called Photoshop! Favorite tool: smudge.
- Kim Jong Il is dead as a bed.
- Kim Jong Il is ill for rill, near death, and not up and able for photo-ops. Time for him to throw in the goddamn towel and stop being such a giant worldwide cheesedick.
I’m going with 3. Totally.
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