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Onch’a Wish Your Best Friend Was Paris Hilton? Onch’a?

June 3rd, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, season deux, debuted last night.

And despite all of my wishes, prayers, hopes and dreams, the set’s “throne” chair did not suddenly morph into a slobbering mound of feral, starving, sharp-toothed, snapping, diseased, angry labia that instantly/simultaneously enveloped and digested Paris (and that little piss, Onch) in one smelly, violent bite.

That seriously would have been the best thing ever. Ever.

Source (nice typo, MTV!)
Thanks, Jasmine!

Filed under: Angry Labia, Dishonoring the Gaysian, Humans as Pets, Jabba the Hutt, Kneeling, ONCH, Paris Hilton, Pathetic, Please Disappear, Prayers

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Not all martials arts movies look same.

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Girl talk.

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Don’t hate, integrate.

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Peace.

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Wannabe.

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Gangnam Time? Hammer Style?

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How are we going to insult one another now?!

Disgrasian Dictionary

Asiandroid –: Asian robot. Example: Julie Chen.
RICISM –: Racism against, among, and for rice eaters.
Lifestyle Asiaphile –: A person who fetishizes Asian dress, food, religion, and/or culture, often to the detriment of his/her own health and that of others. Example: Jeremy Piven.
Samurite –: White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.
CHINYSTERIA –: The alarmist fear that China is our new enemy and wants to poison our food, eat our dogs, take over the country and force us all to speak Ching-Chong.

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