What on earth does a man think after this situation occurs: he’s sitting in his sanctuary–a trusty toilet in Taipei, feels a sudden and sharp pain down there, and realize that a snake has chomped on his muthafuckin’ snake (yes, THAT one)?
Our guess: “Fuuuuuuuuuck!”
And we also suppose that, when the poor man is hospitalized at some length to ensure no risk of infection (because “a snake’s mouth isn’t always clean”), the aforementioned “thought” just kinda starts running on repeat.
Oh–that and the man starts pooping in a paper bag.
Filed under: "Fuck", Horrible Occurences, Nightmares, Ouch, Poop, Pooping In A Bag, Rat Snakes, Snake Bites Penis, Snake In A Toilet, Taiwan, Things That Are in the Toilet, What Are the Odds?, Worst Days Ever
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