DISGRASIAN™

Mow the Lawn = Trim Your Lady Pubes

I am completely obsessed with the following UK commercial for the Wilkinson-Sword Quattro for Women Bikini (it’s called the Schick Quattro for Women TrimStyle in the US), aka the Lady Pube-Trimmer:

My favorite things in this video:

1. The hairy pussy in the woman’s lap at the beginning (0:05)
2. The lyric “Whenever I see a weed/I mow that rascal down/So all that’s left for me to see are/Tulips on the mound” (0:39)
3. That leaf getting blown off the crotch of the marble statue by a pink leafblower
4. The fondling of the denuded pussy at the end (0:57)
5. The jingle, of course

Sure, the commersh traffics in some major stereotypes–the black chick has a “really big” bush and the Asian chick has a “mighty small” one, and the admission of that makes her teehee and cover her mouth as she tends a bonsai tree–and I suppose I’d care if I could only stop giggling myself.

Filed under: Bikini Waxing, Bonsai Trees, Bush, Covering Your Mouth While Giggling, Lady Pubes, Pube Trimming, Pubes, Schick Quattro for Women TrimStyle, Tulips on the Mound, Wilkinson-Sword Mow the Lawn Ad