BABEWATCH: Brian Jian

April 21st, 2009 | 1 comment | Posted by Diana


You can’t see all of Brian Jian’s pretty face in this photo, so just trust. It’s pretty. Real pretty.

Brian, who is a NY-based stand-up comedian and blogger for 8 Asians, shared the panelist’s table with me last weekend at the 3rd Annual New York City Asian American Student Conference blogosphere panel. I remember a lot of what he said, but not all of it–his deep, velvety voice kept lulling me into a distracted, happy, crush-coma.

Shortly after the panel, my brilliant girlfriend Maegan walked up to me to, I assumed, to lavish me with praise and a run-down of all the brilliant, cogent, incisive things I’d said over the previous 70 minutes. Instead she said, “I really liked that Brian guy. He was really smart, funny.”

“I liked what he had to say.”

“Alright yeah, he’s fucking hot. HOT.”

Move over, Bobby Jindal. There’s new voice to hump in town.

[MySpace Comedy: Brian Jian]

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