Pop superstar Utada will be making an in-store appearance at makeup mecca Sephora in Unholywood tomorrow, which should be quite a wild event!
I’ve been to that Sephora on many occasions. Every single time I shop for eyeshadow, one of the product experts swoops in on me and starts offering lengthy, unsolicited tips on drawing me a “sexy, dramatic, Asian cat eye” or “giving off the illusion of an eyelid.” I always end up walking out with glittery, purple flame-style eyes with dark upside-down smiles holding the top of my eyes hostage, or uh, giving off the illusion of an eyelid.
I like my eyes just fine, thank you very much, with the slanty shape, bags underneath, stick-straight lashes–and apparently, my lack of eyelids (they seem to open and close without lids, I guess). So I’m not planning on going back to Sephora anytime soon. And to Utada, all I can say is: Good luck, and stay away from anyone with a makeup brush and a name tag!
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