DISGRASIAN™

Man, those hooker bitches must be some great lays.

Big Bird Big Mouth Strikes Again!

Lindsay Lohan blacklisted from India? She must be sad! Somebody line up 4 tequila shots and a speedball, please.

Fuck education–Remember the Alamo!

On Grace Park’s birthday, everybody wins.

Irish car bombs and sloppy chicks? WOOOOOOOT!

Winnie Cooper is sooo one of us. We’re hoping her little bun in the oven is too.

Our parents would never have approved of this panda school.

We’re suckers for a shout-out!

Rielle Hunter is taking the classy route.

“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”? DEAL.

Coffee Party founder Annabel Park on Obama: “I personally think that he may be a good driver and I see him trying, but the fact is we are asking him to drive a broken car.”