DISGRASIAN™

Coffee Party founder Annabel Park on Obama: “I personally think that he may be a good driver and I see him trying, but the fact is we are asking him to drive a broken car.”

Rule #1 in the Hardass Asian Parent handbook: It’s never too early to have outsized expectations of your children.

Eating endangered Ocean mammal meat is so fucked.

Children of Invention, festival darling, debuts in NY/LA theaters this week.

Only an Asian would watch King of Kong and think, “I could beat those lifelong Donkey Kong devotee freaks in like, a couple of years.” AND ACTUALLY WANT TO. AND THEN DO IT.

What’s more offensive? The fact that Chelsea Handler makes racist jokes or that she’s patently unfunny?

Chuck Norris Fact: On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

A homeless man in China becomes an accidental fashion icon.

A Korean dude takes pillow-humping to its next logical step.

GIRRRRRRRL. Jujubee’s golden box came from the heart!

A virtuous virtuoso and Hollywood’s loveliest wife.

Drinking alone, together!