Self-hating swindler Bernard Madoff pled guilty this week to 11 counts of fraud, money laundering, perjury and theft, and in his first statement since his $65 billion Ponzi scheme came to light in December, said, “I am actually grateful for this opportunity to publicly comment about my crimes, for which I am deeply sorry and ashamed.”
Uh, no, Bernie. In your case, shame is not gonna cut it. Stealing from friends and family, from charities, from Holocaust survivors and foundations, from your own people, these are crimes that go beyond shame.
We’re just glad that Hardass Asian Judge Denny Chin presided over your hearing and revoked your $10 million bail so that you can FINALLY FINALLY ABOUT FUCKING TIMEDLY start rotting in jail.
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