Age: Pushing 30
Occupation: Singlehandedly keeping hair gel-manufacturers in business
Known for: Being the only Guido in da club whose face turns red after a couple of Jagerbombs, achieving a manscaped chest the natural way (i.e. by doing nothing), dancing badly, ditching school in favor of the gym, defying his Hardass Asian Parents’ lofty expectations that the next generation have a better life than they did, a seamless and dare we say artful assimilasian into the local culture.
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[via BuzzFeed, of course]
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