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Irish car bombs and sloppy chicks? WOOOOOOOT!

Winnie Cooper is sooo one of us. We’re hoping her little bun in the oven is too.

Our parents would never have approved of this panda school.

We’re suckers for a shout-out!

Rielle Hunter is taking the classy route.

“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”? DEAL.

Coffee Party founder Annabel Park on Obama: “I personally think that he may be a good driver and I see him trying, but the fact is we are asking him to drive a broken car.”

Rule #1 in the Hardass Asian Parent handbook: It’s never too early to have outsized expectations of your children.

Eating endangered Ocean mammal meat is so fucked.

Children of Invention, festival darling, debuts in NY/LA theaters this week.

Only an Asian would watch King of Kong and think, “I could beat those lifelong Donkey Kong devotee freaks in like, a couple of years.” AND ACTUALLY WANT TO. AND THEN DO IT.

What’s more offensive? The fact that Chelsea Handler makes racist jokes or that she’s patently unfunny?