Congratulasians are in order for new mom M.I.A., who went into labor shortly after her February 8 Grammy Performance of “Paper Planes” (pictured, right), and recently confirmed that she has given birth to a healthy baby boy on Wednesday.
Something tell us that this fine songbird is going to be a pretty radtastic new mom–like, not the kind that pops out a live one, holes up at home, stops returning any of her friends’ calls (unless they’re offering to drop by presents for baby), and can only talk about breastfeeding, playgroup, antibacterial hand gel, and munchkin piss. The kind of cool mama that dresses funky fresh, can party-rage while wearing a baby carryall, celebrates her son’s first birthday by rallying taco truck catering and a Sweet Lady Jane cake for all of her friends, sneaks a flask into Disneyland, and spends downtime between feedings reading DISGRASIAN.com.
If we’re right about this, then we’re actually sincere about those congratulasians. And we want an invite to the taco truck birthday party.
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