Every winter, I put on weight. Even though I live in Los Angeles, where it’s 80 degrees today, stingingly hot in the sun, and where I have no legitimate excuse for sitting on my ass all day indoors, except to communicate with you (and fritter my life away on Facebook). Also, I firmly believe that in my previous life, I was an inanimate object of some kind.
If only there was some great use for my winter fat stores…like making outrageously adorable, fuzzy tummy-inspiring puppies!
A South Korean bioengineering company announced today that they’re the first to successfully clone two puppies from fat tissue stem cells. When they want to graduate to humans, I’ll be the first in line to donate my body–the lazy, smushy, gross parts, anyway–to science.
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