Shrink Fast!
I saw this headline in today’s WSJ…
…and was like, Whoa, sweet! China’s making therapists now, too? Great news!!! Maybe that’ll make sessions in Hell-lay more affordable, if not slightly more expedient! Maybe this is a giant leap for Asiankind, because it means that we’re not so scared to admit that life sucks for everybody and we need to deal with it and what better way than looking up at the ceiling and free-associating pretty much everything from the sky to our road rage with the relationships we have with our parents?
Turns out, however, that the Chinese manufacturing sector has really just shrunken. That’s actually kinda bad news.
Filed under: Bummers, China, Crazians, Disappointment, Economic Crisis, Free-Associasian, Shrinks, Therapy
