2009 is the Year of the Ox, and Obama is an Ox, too. Which sounds auspicious, unless you believe what the AP reports–something about the lack of the fire element, the number 4, and the “God of the Year.” Whatevah…nevah heard of him.
All we know is we’re going to have fun this year. And we’re finally going to have a smart, capable president in office. And we’re going to make munny, hunny, and grow dollar signs in our eyes just like that little guy in the picture (above).
Last but not least, we’re going to crush Guitar Hero: Metallica when it drops in March. Just because the world is one lousy depressed clusterfuck right now, doesn’t mean we can’t THINK BIG, shred ’til our fingers bleed and our hearts sing with joy, and continue to do what we do best: ROCK OUT WITH OUR OX OUT.
Promise you’ll do the same, ‘kay?
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