Quite an O-Cake-sian

January 14th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

BRIDE: Oh, Yum!

GROOM: It’s our wedding cake! A delicious creation.

BRIDE: I still can’t believe I let you talk me into this thing. So what did you say it was again? It’s our “mountain of love?”


BRIDE: So it’s definitely not Jabba the Hutt.

GROOM: No, but he’s my favorite! Baby, we love Star Wars! Remember how we met at that Star Wars: Episode 1 screening?

BRIDE: Honey, that’s not real Star Wars. And hey, you know I don’t like to tell people we saw that piece of trash.

GROOM: I know.

BRIDE: And, okay, so you’re absolutely sure this isn’t a cake shaped like a soft, wet dog turd? Like the kind that happens in multiple piles around the house if you go on vacation and leave the dog with a dogsitter, and it gets really freaked out?

GROOM: Turd? No way.

BRIDE: It does look like a turd.

GROOM: I would contest that.

BRIDE: Good luck, buddy.

GROOM: Thank you.

BRIDE: Alright, but seriously. If this isn’t some kind of geoduck creation, I don’t know what it is.

GROOM: It’s not–

BRIDE: I can’t deal with geoducks, man. They look like angry, clammy, uncircumcised penises. I mean, hell, I love a dog in a turtleneck, just not on my mollusk.

GROOM: How many dogs in turtlenecks have you seen, exactly?

BRIDE: Um, nothing! OOOOH, cake! Let’s take the picture!!!!

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