In between shedding tears over today’s historic ceremony, and cooing over video of the Obama girls as they watched the Inaugural parade, we read this today: according to UK’s The Mirror, Britney Spears is slated to pen an autobiography. As we’ve stated before, any writer stupid enough to attempt writing a non-fiction book has our sympathy, since we’re pretty sure it’s the only activity so fucked up and difficult that it could kill an invincible man.
But hey–Brit’s strong, right? I mean, she did have a meltdown after Justin dumped her. And–oof–another one (if that’s what you call shaving your head and going ape shit on an SUV) after KFed left her. And her glazed eyes did fill up with anxiety when she recalled the source of her demise–“bad people”–during her interviews for insider doc For the Record. She’s been through some tough (we guess) shit, and gotten through it as a better, stronger (um…) woman.
She’ll be, uh, fine.
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