Dancing On the Ceiling of Sanjaya’s Head
Sanjaya “Hell No I’m Not Gaysian” Malakar will soon release his first post-American Idol EP, “Dancing to the [techno/house remix and Madonna] Music in my Head.” Psyched? It’s available for pre-order on Amazon right now:
And somewhere, all huddled together in a room: the Debarge guys, Menudo kids, Lionel Richie, and Billy Ocean in fetal position on the floor, punching themselves in their respective neckmeats for not coming up with this album cover themselves.
Filed under: American Idol, Bad Hair Days, Billy Ocean, Closeted Asians, Dancing is Fun, DeBarge, Fetal Position, Gaysians, Lionel Richie, Menudo, Shameful Album Covers, Terrible Pictures of Self
