JEN: Barack Obama is President!!!
DIANA: Shit’s crazy. I don’t believe it. Pinch me.
Jen pinches Diana on the arm.
DIANA: Owww! That hurt!!
JEN: You said “pinch me.”
DIANA: You’re right. (beat) Dude. Our President is so pretty. I can’t believe we get to stand so close to him.
JEN: Dude. This one isn’t real. He’s made of wax.
DIANA: Shit! I knew it. This is just a dream, isn’t it?
JEN: No, no. What’s happening is real.
DIANA: Okay, then pinch me again.
Jen pinches Diana again.
DIANA: OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! You are such a pinchy bitch! But I get it now, this is real.
JEN: And yet it’s also a dream.
DIANA: Yes. Yes it is.
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