Occupation: Football player
Known for: Trojans football, yo. Winning the 2008 Chuck Bednarik award for being the best college defensive player in the country (middle linebacker, to be exact), as well as being named an All-American. Often getting compared to our boyfriend and fellow USC alum and Samoan, Troy Polamalu. Emerging as one of the top prospects in the upcoming NFL draft during Senior Bowl workouts last week because of his speed and “agility in space,” scout-speak for phenomenal quarterback-face stuffing capabilities.
Rumor has it that Rey might go to the Detroit Lions, who finished 0-16 in 2008–a dubious first–and have the first draft pick. In which case, Rey will have his work cut out for him, and no time to embarrass himself by bumping and grinding with sideline reporters…not exactly a “win-win,” but a good thing all and all.
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