I never would have thought that a useless, self-congratulatory, dumb blonde biiiiiatch like Heidi Montag could possibly have come from a background of Hardass Parenting.
But today when I read what her mother said about her recent elopement with douchetard Spencer Pratt:
“I’m confident the marriage won’t work out. I give it six months.”
…I was like, zing! Not even my pull-no-punches-I’ll-tell-ya-like-it-is-even-if-it’s-basically-a-verbal-kick-in-the-gut-you-fuckup-child-o-mine Hardass Asian Mom would Nostradamus on me with such mean-spirited public zeal.
Maybe I should be go easier on Heidi. I’ll totally think about doing that. Some day.
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