When Ponchos Collide
BUSH: This nacho is pretty damn comfortable. I might need a coupla these for hangin’ round the house.
WONGSAWAT: I believe they’re called “ponchos.”
BUSH: Heh heh. Lemme tell you somethin’, Mr. Pad Thai. There are few things I know in life, but I swear on my Daddy’s grave, this thingmajig is a nacho.
WONGSAWAT: Your father is still alive.
BUSH: But he’s old, man! And since he stopped being president, he’s almost as good as dead.
WONGSAWAT: Do you worry that people will say the same for you?
BUSH: No way! We’re totally different. I served two terms, he served one. People love me. They just made a major motion picture about my life. Do you have movies in your country, Massaman Curry?
WONGSAWAT: Would you mind not addressing me like that?
BUSH: Whatever you say, Chicken Satay.
WONGSAWAT: Did you not hear a word I said?
BUSH: Aw c’mon! I couldn’t resist. It rhymed. You gotta admit it was pretty funny.
WONGSAWAT: Somebody take the fucking picture.
Filed under: Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC), George W. Bush, Lame Ducks, Nachos, Pad Thai, Peru, Ponchos, Somchai Wongsawat, Thai Food, Thailand
