This photo gives me a fantastic idea: Can you be both President of the United States and a new running back for my team, the Pittsburgh Steelers (at the same time)? Somehow I feel that this could
diminish the shame of fading in the fourth quarter and losing to Eli “Dopey” Manning and the New York VaGiants last weekend, and the shame I feel regarding my country’s greatest public failures of the last decade (off the top of my head I will list the Iraq War, Katrina, Guantanamo Bay, and the seemingly limitless sucess of The Hills) make me really happy.
Let me know what you think!
Filed under: Asian Shame, Attempts At Happiness, Barack Obama, Failure, Great Ideas, Guantanamo Bay, Hurricane Katrina, Iraq, Multitasking, Running Backs, Suggestions, The Hills, The Pittsburgh Steelers
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