Panda Reincarnasian

October 22nd, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana
Jen (left) and Diana (right), reincarnated as Panda twins*

JEN: Well, hello there.

DIANA: Hello there!

JEN: I’m fuzzy!

DIANA: I can touch my head!

JEN: Oh my gaw, you are so goddamn cute.

DIANA: I know! And y’know what? YOU are ALSO so goddamn cute.

JEN: It’s true.

DIANA: Your nose is so pink. You really do look huggable.

JEN: I’m gonna look huggable forever, baby!

DIANA: Baby… panda, that is!

[They giggle cute panda giggles]

JEN: Boy, am I hungry.

DIANA: Me too!

JEN: Ya wanna know the one downside to being a panda? We’re vegetarians. No pork dumplings. Only bamboo!

DIANA: Oh, shoot! Get it, bamboo shoot?

JEN: Yes! Oh well!!! Who needs dumplings?

[They giggle cute panda giggles]

DIANA: Alright, let’s go make somebody smile.

JEN: (Pauses) Something’s changed about us.

DIANA: You think?

JEN: I think.

* actually, these twin Panda babies were just born a week and a half ago in central Japan. We’re resigned to the fact that we can’t be them, so we’ll simply just enjoy loving them. (Sigh)

Thanks, Eliza!

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