DISGRASIAN™

When a non-yellow person wears geisha make-up or slanty eyeliner while speaking mangled English. See also, Racial Drag.

Accoutrement and/or affect donned by one race to mimic another. Example: when a white girl wears chopsticks in her hair.

An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.

Asian robot. Example: Julie Chen.

White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.