IF THIS IS YOU (OR RESEMBLES YOU IN ANY WAY*):
You don’t belong here. You have taken a wrong turn. You’re probably not smart, good-looking, rad, or cool enough to read this blog. But that’s okay, you’re not far from where you were heading. Go ahead and back up through the parking lot, reverse direction, turn left at Bastardly.com, right-hander at the White House official site, merge after the Family Keepers site, slight left at SandraOhIsUgly.com, and then it’s just a straight shot over to the John McCain donation site.
Thanks! Hope you’ve
spent plenty on got plenty of gas.
* Except for the beer. We love beer.
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