Yet Another Reason To Be a Democrat? We’re Better At Arts and Crafts

September 4th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

After being awestruck by the brilliant, eye-popping podium of the DNC, didn’t you think that the RNC, with all of their awesome fat cat money, would do something even bigger, badder, redder?

Something, at least, better than…

…this, right? I mean, that LCD screen is really BIG, and while it’s not particularly innovative it’s, well, it’s BIG, and it’s…fuckinamericanandBIG! Okay, well, now that I think about it, I suppose the design of the stage seems pretty appropriate, after all.

But didn’t you think that with so much beautiful imagery being manifested by Obama supporters across the country, the Republicans would step it up and put their pens to paper and backs to the grind to try and come up with the kind of imagery that would really put those lazy, poor, backwards liberals to shame? With the abundance of awesome moms and dads and their collective investment in family values and education and school, shouldn’t they, after all, be experts at rad poster-making? Shouldn’t they at least have neat-o paint pens and glitter and metallic fringe and stuff?

Well, they certainly tried:

Construction paper layers. Saw it myself.

Don’t worry, these people don’t own markers. Those
aren’t even hockey moms. A bunch of (questionably talented)
teenagers handed all of the signs out before taping started.

Hmm. Maybe I had too much “hope” in the Republicans’ creativity. My bad!

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